Author: Razorsnail

2,082,758,832,000,000 seconds ago, exactly where you are sitting now, there were giant reptile creatures roaming around.

played Math Blaster in elementary school?

... it's this November in California. Think about it. If weed becomes legal here, that might act as a snowball effect for the rest of the country. Colorado and Oregon are already on the verge. I better see some of my fellow stoners in line to vote next month. I'll be the one with red eyes drinking a Mountain Dew.

Seriously, I'm okay with religion up until the age of about 7, then it's time to tell your kid the truth.

weed is the cure for unhappiness. and it's illegal.

is when you're walking along and you get a spiderweb in the face

stare at the sky and try to make the little squiggly things in your eye keep from darting away. it's amazing how detailed they are when you catch them.

smoke a bowl and then wear headphones around the house and play epic music (the Gladiator soundtrack or something similar) - it's like everything you do becomes epic.

Like, c'mon. I know this has been said before. But let's get to it. Here are some ideas: - Pot-shaped emoticons. - each stoner's icon will be whatever device he is smoking out of (bong, piece, joint, etc.) - you can submit highdeas while chatting, because obviously talking with fellow smokers generates highdeas Come on, upvote this and let's make it happen.

I just saw a commercial with the green female M&M... not gonna lie, I would totally hit that.