If you steal someone’s weed
Are you stealing their ideas? because now they will never have them. whoa.
Xylaphone
I'm going to get one one day... Fuck yea.
Sticks and Stones
I see the same few people downvoting all my highdeas, even the good ones...
Get at it motherfuckers, I'll keep posting them
Noises in the night
I can walk around my house quick and without a sound, until everyone is asleep. Then I go slow and it still sounds like I'm a 300 lb man the way the floors creek
The feeling
When your highdea gets like 15 votes... so close... but not quite
2012 bet
I made a bet with my dad's friend. If the world ends, I owe him $10,000. If it doesn't he owes me. Dumbass.
changing the world
In a few decades, look for me. I'm going to shake shit up.