Dreams
Dear dreams,
Please stop being so detailed and realistic. I don't like waking up thinking I took my bong to class with me.
Sincerely,
Me
Conversation I had
Friend: you look really high
Me: I have an explanation for that
Friend ...what is it?
Me: I'm really high
Here’s to the cavemen
Who rubbed those 2 sticks together for 5 minutes just to get a spark so they could take the first ever glorious hit of weed, and you know it was glorious