Author: pen_island

Sharing? What’s that?

I just smoked a fat blunt with my best friend and decided to make myself a delicious sandwich, but then I realized that she would totally ask for a bite and try to share it with me. So I went into my room and turned all the lights off and ate my sandwich in the dark to avoid that scenario.

You may have huge boobs,

But when you're in your 40s and your DD boobs start falling down to your belly button, my Bs will still be lookin' good. Hooray for being less affected by gravity :D!

My fellow ladies

Why don't you come up with an interesting highdea instead of bitching about how you can' find a stoner boyfriend (which is bullshit, there are stoner guys EVERYWHERE), how hot you think you are, or how special you are because you smoke pot because plenty of chicks smoke. Obviously you smoke or else you wouldn't need a highdeas account. Come up with something of substance to say please ladies, you're making us look bad and it's pretty obnoxious<3

Jump back

I can't be the only one that stands there waiting for the toaster to be done but then it pops up and scares the shit out of me making me jump back.

I can’t be the only one…

I know I can't be the only girl that like to chill in boxers and smoke a blunt while I drink some beers and watch football. Can we please invent more chicks like this so I have some to chill with?

Stoner coma

When you get so blazed all you can do is eat and pass the fuck out. I just woke up cuddling a box of cheez-its X]

Dear drug dealers,

Why do you think that everyone else in the world is sketchy when, in fact, you are the ones that are sketch as fuck. I'm a 17 year-old girl that you've known for 3 years, not a cop.