Author: Peachez

Smoking bud is like sex. With two people it's pretty fun, and orgies are just amazing, but sometimes you just gotta masturbate.

Kids are smoking bud at younger and younger ages. I don't know if I'll be happy or angry when my son gets caught trying to spark a blunt during nap time.

Me and my friends had just got done smoking a few bowls and downing a few mixed drinks and needless to say that we were feeling pretty damn good. The alcohol made us feel pretty chill and the weed just made us feel even more chill and so we went and sat in the lounge in the dorm so we could watch some TV. Some girl walks in and asks if she can watch a show so we say sure. Her friends get there and they're all assholes. She tells us we have to leave because she doesn't want to hang out with potheads (N-Word pretty much). We told her like 3 times that we were just gonna chill and won't even talk and she just got pissed walked out and told the RA. The RA tells us to leave and come with him so we figured what a bitch she got us busted. as we're walking the RA tells us how she's a stuck up bitch and when he's off duty he's always down to blaze and since he had the keys to every room he went into hers and grabbed us a bunch of munchies and then let us watch TV in his room.. <3

They say money can't buy happiness but I can buy it by the gram

Burritoes are like a blunt made out of food

I'm a freshman in college this year and I was volunteering to do a quick tour of the campus and talk about my first few weeks as a freshman to a lucky student. About 10 minutes in I confessed to the girl that I was really high and forgot what else I had to do on the tour. She was pretty excited about that which was weird so when she told me she smoked we went to my car and just got high. I now have a hot new smoking buddy for next year :)

Today in my comp/crit class my lighter fell out of my pocket while i was trying to get a pencil out. My professor looked down at it and then started preaching to the class about smoking. He said smoking causes cancer, emphasema, and makes your breath smell bad. I promptly looked at him and said, I don't smoke cigarettes". He was kind of shocked."