Don’t lie..
you have purchased a piece for someone in your family or friend group with the obvious thought of how much YOUR going to use it.
little miss muffet
little miss muffet,
sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
if little miss muffet,
hotboxed her tuffet,
she would stand up and say,
fuck curd and whey,
they taste like shit,
im gonna go eat some coco pebbles.