You're the best high companion I could ever ask for. I throw the frisbee, you bring it back with a big old smile on your face. If I can't eat the rest of my food, you will help me out. You also have a thing for attracting the ladies, best wingman? I think so. -With love, your owner.
Ever smoke at the playground you played at as a kid? Wacky. Especially when you do it with your homeslice from 6th grade.