Author: MysticHaze

Jelly vs. Jam

What's the difference between jelly and jam? ... ... You can't jelly your cock down some girls throat.

Earth

It's insane to think that 60 seconds ago you were 17 miles to the west.

Amazing

So there is this bar, i don't know where, but back by the bathrooms there's a statue of some naked guy that has a leaf over his dick. If you lift up the leaf a light goes on in the bar so everyone knows that you were trying to look at that guys dick.