Author: mr.sloth

okay..so this girl i know is super religious and we were talking about dinosaurs and she was like yeah i don't really believe in dinosaurs." i couldn't help but bust out laughing because all i could think was bitch have you ever seen a fossil?"

just saying...it would be the strangest thing to see a giant ship flying over your town, with a gun-wielding fox, two italian plumbers, and a gorilla beating the shit out of each other on top of it. (favorite game ever)

by continuing to smoke weed, i stay above abovetheinfluence's influnce.

why do you think we have so many names for marijuana?