Author: MikeyXD

do you know where your children are?

put the upvote button on top of the number of votes and the down vote button on the bottom. since their separated, people won't miss as easily.

if someone steals your highdea, be proud to know that its awesome enough for someone to take. dont try convincing people to downvote it in harassing comments. those are your highfives too

shot 1: this is your brain (still shot of an egg) shot 2: this is your brain on drugs (egg cooking in pan) shot 3: this is your brain on weed (egg hatches into chick) ending caption: weed frees your mind

is just a show about events that are more likely to kill you than weed.

if i was equivalently drunk as i am high right now, i would probably be dead

I want swings that are like 25 feet tall in a giant field so I can do some serious swinging