Just got my 420th friend. Looks like I wont be accepting any more friend requests.
Listening to a musician
Anyone else have that one band/artist who all their music feels like an eargasm to you?
Hangover Baby
The baby from the hangover is gonna grow up and be like NOO WAYY!! THAT WAS ME??" and its going to be a radical moment in his life"
Highlighters
Its not a lighter, and it doesn't get you high. Very misleading.
Lava-nado
What WOULD happen if a tornado met a volcano? Would it like, suck up the lave and be a giant flaming wind tower of death? Thatd be pretty badass...
Better Get Ready
a LOT of shit is gonna go down if pigs learn to fly