toy story 3
grabbed the last copy of toy story 3 at the video store seconds before a little boy did. F you little man toy story is MY generation.
shitting in the dark
does anybody else turn the lights off when they shit? it feels like im shitting in outer space
psych class
so while on the topic of sex in my psych class my elderly teacher (who looks like grandma from happy gilmore) tells us that once a male ejaculates he has to wait a certain amount of time before getting another erection". the big black guy sitting in the back of the lecture hall raises his hand and says "ma'm thats not true". thank you big black man for leaving an entire lecture hall and professor completely silent and making my day"
Squidward
dude i honestly dont think squidward is that bad at the clarinet. the people of bikini bottom are so judgmental