highDEAS are like farts
You should never try and make them happen.
You should allow them to come naturally and surprise everyone in the fucking room!
The forgotten non-smokers
Alot of highDEAS go out to hating on people for not respecting our smoking habits, but how's about to the non-smokers who DO respect our love for weed?
I propose a toke to all the non-smokers that (really) don't mind if their friends smoke and don't prefer" them stoned or sober. We love you guys aswell!"
Acting Sober
When you're slightly drunk, acting sober isn't actually that hard.
But when you're slightly stoned, acting sober becomes the biggest challenge you've ever had in your life up to that point!
If pubs/bars dont’ serve drunk people
why does McDonalds serve fat people?
Chink Eye
Apparently the bags of weed in China have a warning notice on them:
Warning: May cause temporary blindness""
I’m a security guard at a supermarket
and I can tell you, people try to steal some of the weirdest shit. Just today a guy tried it with a toothbrush, 3 spoons and an alarm clock.
Seriously, wtf?
Play, and loop
I hate when you hear a new song and you can't stop playing it even though you know doing just that will undoubtedly result in you getting bored of the song quicker but you can't help it because it's just an amazing song.
As soon as I take another burn, I don't have that problem. Play, and loop.
A sperm whale ejaculates 100,000oz of semen
a DAY. Next time you gulp a mouthful of ocean, you'll know why it's so salty.