Author: lichty

Would literally take three hits. Seriously.

I lost my bowl so I couldn't smoke out of that, I couldn't find any rolling papers or cigs to make a spliff, I couldn't find an apple, so i smoked out of a strawberry.

Oh you got an A on your exam? Let's celebrate with a bowl! Your grandma died? Dude, I'm sorry, let's smoke a bowl in honor of her. You just got laid? Fuck yeah let's smoke a bowl. Am I the only person like this?

You'd be bigger than facebook if you sent a dime bag to everyone who submitted a highdea...

Way chill..enough said.

No chance. I smoke because I choose to, not because I have to.

I absolutely hate it when I'm smoking with a few friends and then there's that one who doesn't smoke but they like suck the smoke into their mouth but don't inhale to make it look like they're as chill as the rest of us. No man. You're not cool. You're wasting my weed.

I just got my new license plates today. 420 DTS. (Down to smoke). What are the chances of that? :)

That you thought were just hilarious, only to get like 5 upvotes. Isn't it sad to find out what a horrible sense of humor you have?

But then I woke up and realized it was my cat named Bob. It tickled.

I'm drunk. And the cops are outside. And my friend just pulled out his bong and an eighth and yelled to everyone come on everybody fuckin hit this before the cops get in!" I love friends"

I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE A GENIUS. THANK YOU.

How chill would it be if you were here toking up with me.

I was smoking in their room, on their bed at 8:00am. Now Im smoking on my dads favorite chair. I am SUCH a badass.