Author: LetsDoWhipIts

That highDEAS shirt to the right up there would look a lot better with some big ol titties in it

When I'm taking his collar off there's that one second when I have to pull it tight where his eyes get big and he's like What the fuck are you doing dude?" Then I finish taking his collar off and scratch him and he's all like "Oh thanks brochacho!" Don't worry Kilo I won't choke you out "

Next time you're at a party and you see someone taking a picture just go stand like 2 feet away from them and give them a look of disgust while you cover your nose up with your shirt like someone had one of those farts that smell like a dog ate week old taco bell. Then when anyone looks at that picture all they can think is That kid must smell bad.""

Today while I was driving high in bumper to bumper traffic I stopped to let someone get on the road in front of me. The person who was driving the other car looked to be about my age and I could tell that he was also pretty faded cause he kind of sat there in awe that someone was actually letting him onto the road so I half ass waved him in front of me. He still looked confused and he did some crazy motion where he pointed to me then himself and then the spot where I was letting him get in so I nodded my head to let him know that the crazy thing he did with his hands was literally exactly what I wanted him to do. And that's when I realized that smoking dope gives you the power of telepathy.

Step 1: Get high as a motherfucker Step 2: Get ready to take a shower Step 3: Play some funky techno or dubstep music ridiculously loud Step 4: Turn off all the lights Step 5: Turn on your strobe light Step 6: Rave