Today while I was driving high in bumper to bumper traffic I stopped to let someone get on the road in front of me. The person who was driving the other car looked to be about my age and I could tell that he was also pretty faded cause he kind of sat there in awe that someone was actually letting him onto the road so I half ass waved him in front of me. He still looked confused and he did some crazy motion where he pointed to me then himself and then the spot where I was letting him get in so I nodded my head to let him know that the crazy thing he did with his hands was literally exactly what I wanted him to do. And that’s when I realized that smoking dope gives you the power of telepathy.
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