Author: jwt93

i could of had a raging party, but instead me and 7 other friends got high and had a dart gun fight.....

Kimbo Slice because it knocks you the fuck out

smoking weed or walking into an abercrombie store?

yes. they are bad luck. no, im not superstitious. no, i dont know how to spell that word. bottom line: dont use white lighters. im just trying to look out for you guys

Marco. Sincerely, America

im not even taking a shower right now, it was just closer than the toilet

i just smoke weed

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so my buddy works at a car mechanic shop and today we took a car with no engine in it, absolutely nothing under the hood, and took it to the top of a hill. then i put it in neutral and drove/rolled it to the gas station at the bottom of the hill. from there, i asked the guy working if he would check my oil. when he did he was like what the hell??? theres nothing here!!" i walked over and was like "what the fuck did you do with my engine!!!" hahahah"

SO last year i was at a widespread panic/alman brothers concert, when this man came up to me and my friend and asked to hit the joint. he was about 35 and he was the oldest person id smoked with (i had just started then) so i let him hit the j. later, my buddy took a picture of us standing in the grass, i had a blunt in my hand and he had a j in his mouth, and we both had a beer. Yesterday, i found out that this crazy guy is my HISTORY TEACHER NEXT SEMESTER!!!!! Im sooo pumped!!! is this gonna be awkward? mabye he forgot? idk haha i havent talked to him since we got high as nuts.... (i dont still have the pict of us)

take life as it comes in your face and runs down your chin