Wtf happened to SportsCenter?
SportsCenter was once was an hour long devoted to sports and it was beautiful, but it too like all good things was taken over by media.
They constantly talk about rumors of player arguments and Twitter posts. The Top 10 plays are now brought to you by Bud Light. The anchors say prompted jokes about Chuck Norris ,Lil Wayne, and other things young viewers can associate with. I just want to see dunks and home runs.
Grandma Cookoff
Almost everyones grandma can cook up some awesome food, but whose the best????
I say we get the best elderly cooks we can find and put them in a competition. We smoke, and then judge(which means sample the fuck out of everything) and pick the best.
PS. sorry if your grandma is dead
Stoner Starter Kit
Nothing fancy, like a $80 kit that would good for a beginner to have:
1.Small 5 inch pipe
2.Eighth of some dank-a-lank
3.Rolling papers
4.Eye drops
5.Grinder
6.Bobby pin
7.1 lighter, actually probably like 4
8.Instruction manual on how to hit pipe, your rights vs cops, with a Rasta anklet in the back of the book. Welcome to the community
I have more respect for…
People who choose not to smoke weed than the people who lie about how much they smoke and/or pretend they're high.
Pick a fucking side
The Robert Nesta Marley Scholarship Fund
Donate to an academic fund that would send a $30 nug every two weeks to poor college students across America who dont have any money to spend on bud. Kind of like the stoners food stamps