R.I.P. Mustache
WARNING: for the love of god, do NOT use vodka as bongwater
the still burning ashes enter the vodka.. and the rest is history.
...i used to have a mustache....
I hate it when…
my extremely oversized penis stops me from doing everyday things like bending over and doing pushups.
hahhahaha what am i saying, I'm asian...
what if
at this very moment, you woke up in your bed, and you realized it was the first day of second grade?
There’s an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar…
what a fine example of an integrated community.
What’s green and has wheels?
Answer: Weed, I lied about the wheels.
I had my smoke sesh set up
but I realized I had no lighter.
After a momentary heart attack, I realized I have a gas stove. and wooden chopsticks.
*lightbulb*
god i love being asian sometimes.
A life without porn
would be a life with much skinnier arms.
THC Gland
what if humans evolved to develop glands like the pituitary in their brains that produced a steady drip of THC into our system 24/7?
I love being asian because…
- you cant tell if my eyes are red or glassy, hell you cant even tell if they're open
- by wearing glasses and preppy clothing, no teacher or authority figure will ever suspect me of being a pothead
- i am naturally amazing at video games
i scream, you scream
we all scream for BLUE DREAM