McF***It
Roll up to your McDonald's drive-thru at 2 am...damn it, everything looks good. So, order you a McFuckIt. Proceed to pay window, receive everything on the dollar menu. No more awkward 'trying to figure it out' moments while people behind you wonder if you're stoned off your ass.
Actually, rereading this, this idea is retarded, i apologize.
Someone had to do it
The munchies monster demanded cookies, I only had ice cream. Fuckin cookie dough ice cream. Guess what, it works. Scoop em, place em, bake em, eat em. The world now knows.
I’m a stoner because:
1. The realization from my very first hit that I had been missing out
2. The feeling that my senses are alive
3. The community I have with everyone else who smokes
4. What was once a walk from here to there is now be an adventure
5. I find new experiences even doing things I've done a hundred times before
6. I am content no matter what I'm doing
7. The simple pleasures like music and food become surreal and exciting
8. My imagination seems limitless
9. I am who I am without concern for what others think of me
10. Life is good