Holy shit..
My friend just accidentally hit my bong that was on the ground into my thick glass table. I hear glass shatter, I look. Table destroyed bong survived. Thank goodness. I could give a fuck about a table.
In the future
So don't get me wrong, cruises (on a ship) are badass. But what if they have space shuttles that go to space and you can just cruise around Earth and look at the beautiful sight. One day..