easy way to spot stoners..
anytime the number 420 is mentioned.. be it a time, house number, whatever.. just look around.. they'll be the ones doing the same thing. ;)
God its an amazing feeling..
when you have your headphones on, a song is blowing your mind.. and then you realize you only have ONE earpiece on.. its like WHHAAATTT.. this song is about to get 2x as awesome! CHEYEEEAAHHH!!!""
I just found out
I can control the weather..
Apparently EVERYTIME I wash my car, it rains in the next 24 hours.
Everytime you submit a highdea..
you just KNOW it will be popular.. but guess what.. you were wrong..
YES!!!
Michael Phelps just went to my sisters school to speak about some motivational crap.. and they had time to meet him and get his autograph, my sister caught him leaving after school and asked him if he would sign here pink pipe.. I am now staring at a pink pipe with Michael Phelps signature.. My little sister is my hero. (is it bad i want to sell it on ebay? lol)
Thank you above the influence..
For the commercial with all the kids acting like puppets on ropes.. I got high and saw that commercial and thought it looked amazing. Please keep spending millions of dollars on commercials so i can be entertained while smoking pot :) p.s.. above the influence.. this next bowl is for you ;)
Stoner girls…
upvote this so all the guys can click the who voted" button and find all of you. Save us from working so hard. And guys.. comment if you think this is a good idea so the girls know its not just me."