Worst highDEA Ever..
.. invisible cop cars. Fuck that would suck.
My Dog Looks At My Cheeseburger….
....like I look at boobies B]
Sunglasses….
That moment directly after you take your shades off is like... whoah..... LIFE.""
Zach Galifianakis
He definitely voted yes on prop. 19. I mean, who lites up a joint on live T.V? I'll give you a hint: Zach Galifianakis.
Login Effect
When us users login, we should get something cool. Something such as, a quick fireworks display after we hit enter on our password, or have some sort of cool sound effect upon logging in. Just something that makes us seem awesome for creating an account.
I Love You Mom
Me: Can I borrow your car for a bit?
Mom: Why? Are you gunna go buy pot or something?
Me: Yeah..
Mom: Ok, drive safe. Love you.
Me: Love you too!
Boy, do i love that woman.
Just smoked a bowl…
... and finished the five paragraph english paper that is due in 4 days. I never do things ahead of time, if it wasn't for this bowl and the brain power givin to me by the great T.H.C god, i wouldn't have done this paper until the night before it was due. I even wrote a rough draft! Who does those?