Humans are so awkward
Anyone ever notice that were the only species that actually needs to wipe our ass? Like seriously you don't see any other animals having problems what the fuck is wrong with us?
Ebeneezer Splooge
When I'm about 71-75 years old I'm going to become a pornstar and i'll be known as Ebeneezer Splooge, the foxy grandpa.
10 five hour energys = 50 hour energy?
What do you think would happen if I took a shit load of 5 hour energys and poured them into a big cup? Would I have SUPER 5 hour energy or would I be awake for days?