Cottonmouth
You could probably light a match on my tongue, thats how bad my cottonmouth is right now.
Got a promotion a my job
Well this promotion basically allows me to train under a 5 star chef. The first thing he tells me is
Him:You know the best part of working with me is?
Me: umm... that your a great cook?
Him:No, Im going to teach all sorts of good food to make when your baked.
Facebook vs highDEAS
So recently I've found myself on highdeas and finding myself more entertained even though I don't know any of you in real life, I feel I fit right in with you guys.