Author: Exylum

Bill Cosby’s Balls

Is it just me or does Bill Cosby always act and talk like hes just severely been struck in the balls.

Dirty Jobs

If cleaning bongs was a profession it would be on dirty jobs.

My house is one huge nark!

Whenever I'm trying to sneak around my house at night while I'm high everything seems to make so much noise. The door to my room creeks like a fucking giant, dying toad and when I try to walk in my kitchen it sounds like a drunk Paul Bunion is trying to make a snack. Even my refrigerator is in on it. My house needs to get a fucking life...