Author: eliss93

What if instead of blinking both eyes at the same time we could alternate eyes so that we were always able to see. It would look funny until everyone got used to it but think of what we miss out on by closing both of our eyes 22,000 times a day. I'll put this in science..

Anyone else make music in their heads sometimes? Like your own little mind band. When we can turn our head music into actual music there is going to be some fucking cool music.

Why is that popcorn smells so much better than it tastes? Get on your game, popcorn.

Why do you have to be so stressful to eat when I'm high? It's like I'm solving a fucking rubix cube with my mouth. Stop that shit, seriously, it's exhausting.

they have all of these projections about how much money will be made if they legalize (~16 billion), but they never take into account the number one industry in america; food. u.s. consumers spend over 1 trillion $ every year on food, what do you think would happen to that 1 trillion if everyone started gettin the munchies?

am I the only one who goes totally immobile and silent for like five minutes after stepping on the creaky stair? fuck the creaky stair.

and today I came to work blazed off my ass. This kid had 140 tickets and wanted a nerds rope, I set it aside for him and while he was choosing what else he wanted... I inadvertently ate the entire thing. Didn't even realize until I noticed he was just staring at me.