Everything is gonna be alright
I've had a lot of people say this to me, but the only person I've ever believed is Bob Marley.
The One Hitters
is definitely what I would call my baseball team
Beatboxing chipmunk
Whenever i see chipmunks cleaning their hands with their mouths really quickly I always imagine them beatboxing. cause that sounds fucking hilarious
Rock Paper Scissors
I think in terms of a victimless crime, if you beat the arresting officer in a game of rock paper scissors (obviously best of three), then you're off the hook and good to go.
School is so inefficient
I've never learned so little in so much time. Anyone else agree?
So high
has anyone else gotten so high that they've had amnesia and deja vu at the same time? Everything i saw i was just like i remember forgetting this before""
Being high is like…
your whole body is a penis, and the world is a vagina.