maryjane;
the only woman i can hit without her filing a lawsuit.
TINY manatee
I think it would be like really awesome if scientists could genetically engineer manatees to be the size of goldfish so I could have one in my fish bowl and be like FUCK YEA TINY MANATEEEEEE!
what the fuck
my cat just ran full speed into the sliding glass door and then shit himself, and ran outside to the bushes to hide.
man im high as fuck. . .
life is ironic
90 people get the swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.