Do you ever get stoned and think
man, I'm gonna move to Colorada or California so if I get caught with pot, there is no real penalty, then you think, man, that's a little drastic to move just for a plant, then you think, nah, totally worth it.
I think apples need more credit
They taste great, they make great juice, they make a great makeshift pipe, they make the best jolly rancher flavor, and they smell great. Thank you Sour Apple Suave shampoo for helping me realize this.