Zombie Apocalypse
If Zombies walked the planet, I bet the stoners would be the last ones to go. Why? Because, we don't leave the house, don't make a lot of noise, and if we came face to face with a zombie, it'd be hard to tell us apart...red eyes, shuffling, and fuckin' HUNGRY!
Drug testing is discrimination, and should be illegal.
Why? Because, alcoholics can't be disqualified from a job because they happened to get drunk the night before. Why should I be disqualified for a job based on what I choose to do in my free time? It is discrimination, and people need to get together and stand up against it.