Author: CelestiaDivine

I’m a simple stoner

And I want to find other stoners that enjoy life and all it has to offer. I want to find stoners who are down to look at the stars with me, and can point out or at least learn some constellations! I want to find stoners who are down to plant some trees or just garden with me! I want to find stoners who are down to go on an adventure in nature and smoke peacefully in the middle of it all! I want to find stoners who are down to just smoke the bong, watch movies for hours, while making epic munchies. Where are my fellow stoners at who are down for this?

The DEA

The Drug Enforcement Agency just doesn't make sense to me. Their name says they enforce drugs, but so far I haven't had any drugs enforced upon me. What a silly company. I could use some weed enforced upon me right about now.

Credit

Today I learned that in order to have any sort of credit score to get loans, you must have a credit card and make purchases on it. All my life I've had this idea in mind to never get a credit card to be sure I don't ever get myself into debt. Why does it feel like the government wants people to get into debt? I didn't sign up for this shit.

Quiet Stoners

Are there any other quiet stoners out there? I don't seem to get why some people have a problem with letting me sit in my own world and think when im high. This hit's for the quiet ones. :)

Pursuit of happiness

The Constitution says that we have the right for the pursuit of happiness. Well for me and many other people, Mary Jane has completed my pursuit of happiness, yet society says I can't participate in this activity. Tell me that's not unconstitutional.

Bee Friend

So went I went to smoke in my spot, a bee came up to me just as I took a hit and as I opened my mouth to say oh shit, I pushed a cloud of thick milky smoke right at the bee. It flew away all freaked out then came back and sat on the rock next to me. Maybe be's aren't all mean and shit.