so i’m on highdeas at church
judge me if you want, that's fine. I'm just trying to stay awake.
Pooping/Webcam Paranoia
Sometimes when I take a shit, I don't bring my laptop with me for entertainment because I fear that someone somewhere is on the other side of the webcam watching me make strained faces.
If I Can Ever Time Travel
I will immediately go to the mid 1960s and never come back.