Author: Bite2break420

I feel like I need to apologize

To gary from pokemon red and blue, every time i played pokemon on my gameboy, your names ended up being something like douche, or asshole or other random but funny profanities. Especially sorry to you gary, since right in front of me your grandpa prof oak not only forgot your name, but when he asked me i told him it was Faggot, and then he called you that every day for the rest of your life. :(

Owned a non smoker last night

So i light a joint and the convo goes as such Bitch- you shouldnt smoke, its bad for you Me- ever been tanning? Bitch- Yes Me- Ever been to mcdonalds Bitch- Yes Me-....Bitch shut up