Haven’t we all
Layed down and watched one propeller on the fan go round in circles.
Who else thinks
That the letter D in the Disney logo looks like a G. I've always thought that ever since i was a kid.
Who else thinks
That there should be a sarcasm font
Dear NASA,
Your mom thought I was big enough.
Sincerly, Pluto
You know what
I like the fact that my penis gives me a standing ovation just for waking up in the morning
Whenever im a passenger in a car
I always imagine theres a guy running along side me dodging obstacles