Author: Bazhooka_joe

each character in family guy represents one of the 7 deadly sins: Peter- Gluttony Quagmire- Lust Brian- pride Chris- sloth Stewie- Wrath Meg- Envy Lois' Dad- Greed

to ask a cop if they have pot on them? ...i swear officer, i was just curious...

why. is. it. our. brain. makes. us. read. this. so. slow?

i bought the snorgtees shirt, yet i didnt turn into a hot girl with big tits. what terrible advertising

is spongebob? what about patrick? jesus squidward could be anywhere between 4 and 84

my highdea that took my nearly an hour of deep thought gets 6 upvotes (toothbrushes are bi) yet my highdea that probably took 1 minute to think of and another 5 to write gets 407 (dandelions are dangerous) fuck you highdeas, i wasnt even high for that one

what it would be like to be the first person in history to sneeze?

Do midget people make midget sized poops or just regular sized poops? someone please bring me a pooping midget.

every porno should have the first 5 seconds of sounds be static so that you have time to turn the volume down for the sake of those around you.

This one goes out to my boy, Ozzy, who was sent off to military school this morning by his parents because he was caught smoking weed. I miss you already meng, this next bowl is for you.