How come I can roll a perfect blunt or a perfect joint everytime…
But it takes me an hour to roll a sleeping bag.
The Gateway Drug Theory..
Saying that since all heroin addicts usually start with marijuana to try and prove that all marijuana users will begin using heroin is kinda like saying since Hitler used amphetamines, everyone who uses Adderall is going to start a mass genocide.
The only bad thing about smoking with 3 of your best friends..
Is having to go to 4 different fast food restaurants to satisfy everyone's munchies.
Money can’t buy happiness””
Obviously the dude who said that never bought a dub.
I would totally love it.
Being in any of the 5 Gum commercials, stimulating my senses.
To the person who said you can’t compare apples to oranges””
Yes. I can. Thats the point of a comparison. Why would I compare two apples?
Getting your parents to smoke weed with you..
Is a lot like getting your girlfriend to let you do her up the butt. Once it happens, your relationship is forever changed.
Black hole mindfuck..
Not really but weed creates a black hole in my tummy. I think about where all the food goes. My mind gets fucked.