Author: allsmokedup

But it takes me an hour to roll a sleeping bag.

Saying that since all heroin addicts usually start with marijuana to try and prove that all marijuana users will begin using heroin is kinda like saying since Hitler used amphetamines, everyone who uses Adderall is going to start a mass genocide.

Is having to go to 4 different fast food restaurants to satisfy everyone's munchies.

Obviously the dude who said that never bought a dub.

Being in any of the 5 Gum commercials, stimulating my senses.

Yes. I can. Thats the point of a comparison. Why would I compare two apples?

Is a lot like getting your girlfriend to let you do her up the butt. Once it happens, your relationship is forever changed.

Not really but weed creates a black hole in my tummy. I think about where all the food goes. My mind gets fucked.