Everybody knows…
that any limb left hanging out of the covers at night is fair game for the monsters to eat
getting caught sucks
the other day my mom caught me because my friend left his bowl on the garage step. she goes on to ask me all kinds of questions like how much money do i spend on it and how often do i smoke. by the end she told me im addicted because i smoke once every week. good thing i didn't tell her i actually burn about 6 times a day...
The Decoy Noise
When I'm about to go out in my garage at night to burn one, I like to flush the toilet to mask the sound of me opening the door so my mom doesn't hear. Do any other fellow roasters out there like to make a decoy noise too?
Pizza Hut bathroom shenanigans
One time I got stoned with my friend and went to Pizza Hut for the lunch buffet. I went to the bathroom but when I opened the door there was already some guy at the urinal in there. Then I noticed that there was a toilet so I decided to go in there with him not realizing it was really a one person bathroom. I'm standing there at the toilet but it was one of those times where I really didn't have to pee, I was just high so I thought I did. So I'm standing next to some stranger in a one person bathroom and it's obvious that I'm not peeing cuz you can't hear anything. This went on for a minute or two which felt like forever. It was weird. Pizza Hut is really good though.