Fuck you Afroman
I didn't dropout, get a girl pregnant, or get arrested Because I got High. Maybe it's just you
My new dream
I'm going to have a metal sign in my yard that just says BAD. And when people come over I'll just be like, well that's not a good sign.
Drug Abuse
I would never abuse marijuana... I love it too much to be that mean.
Do you guys
Ever think about getting a sweeter high by trying cocaine or heroin?
Yeah me neither.
Koalas
Did you know they get high off eating Eucalyptus leaves all day like we do with weed. I'm for sho buying a koala, he'll be like my little bear buddy
Sweet Invention
A little mask that goes over your mouth and nose and is hooked up to a vaporizer. Then you set it to start like 20 minutes before your alarm goes off and have the ultimate wake and bake the second you open your eyes
Today at the dentist
I hit a bowl on the way and when they finished and that little recliner chair they put you in started to slowly go up i hummed the tune when darth vader shows up
I’m sitting here watching true life and Intervention
and I notice they've never had the episode I'm addicted to Marijuana.""
4:20….
It's like 11:11, but your wishes actually come true
Fuck 10 words
Delete a highDEA?
I think there needs to be an option to delete any highdeas you post that you later while sober think That was the fucking most retarded thing I've ever said!" Ironically this one will probably end up getting deleted if I had the option"
Who the fuck had the balls to name Earth?
What motherfucker was just chillin and has a buddy say Hey what should we call this giant planet we're living on" and the dude just says "This is Earth bitch spread the word!""