Author: 4zach2lax0

alarm system

Screw getting an alarm system. I’ve seen Home Alone, I know what to do.

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motives

If someone questions your motives for doing something, throw them off by saying I did it to protect you"."

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winking

If people winked as much in real life as they do in texts, the world would be an extremely creepy place.;)

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