shark attack
How fucked up would it be to get attacked by a shark while walking out of a grocery store...
I doubt this gets upvoted but…
Have you ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this exact moment
How crazy would it be….
If you saw yourself walking down the street.
Felt like I got caught beating off
So I just get done blazing peacefully in my room. So I decide to bust out the Lego starwars set and get some building in (for the record I only build when I'm baked and no ones around). Anyway I start building and I'm pretty and at this time I'm blasting kid cudi on my stereo while in my undies. All of a sudden my door just swings open and there's my mom and girlfriend looking at me while I'm in my drawls and building a starwars ship. Mind you I'm stoned off my ass so all I could say was this isn't mine. Oh and this happened about 15mins ago. My girl is still lauging. I'm still baked tho =-) BONG!!!