Author: 024dezalb

I wish you made t-shirts but sadly, you do not. I work at a screen printing shop and could easily make myself one but out of respect(obviously I don't mind breaking the law), I refrain. So I am hereby asking permission to print myself a shirt with your logo. I promise I won't try to make money off of it.

Even when me and my girlfriend fight, we still pass the bowl back and forth.

With all our crazy technology we can't invent a car that will unlock even if somebody pulls the handle at the same time?

Nobody knows you are high. No, that guy didn't just point at you.

If a joint is lit in the forest and no cop is there to see it does it still break a law?