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once born in siberia i was kidnapped by a rouge group of ninjas who beleived i was the chosen one, on the way back to china the ninjas became involved in a battle to the death with a group of sabretooth tigers and wooley mammoths only to be defeated. still being an infant i grabbed a ninjas sword, killed a mammoth, and made a coat. i then proceeded to ride a sabre tooth all the way to agra india where i bought the taj mahal and raised myself only accompanied by robots i had invented. once i was old enough i invented a time machine, travled to the end of days and returned to the present to share my ideas with all of you.



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