Why can't Salmonella be a story about a fish that made it in time for the ball?

 

Drop Kicking A Duck because he didnt eat your Bread

http://jokes.droiduniverse.com

 

It bothers me and also sort of offends me when I see a brilliant idea and the person says "I know this is stupid" or "maybe I'm just high." I mean...it's probably the fact that you actually are high that you thought of such a brilliant idea, so quit being so modest guys! You're all brilliant! You're all smart in one way or another! You're not "just stupid" or you're not "just high" because you have these amazingly intricate ideas. It sort of gives us stoners a bad look when you're pleading... read more »

 

Stop listening to the radio and go find some shit you've never even heard of. Doesn't matter what genre: rap, rock, techno... We need to go back to where it was about the music, not about what pop culture wants you to listen to.

 

anybody that is going to EDC Vegas let me know and you can smoke a blunt with BadMitch friday night.

 

Someone went through EVERY SINGLE one of my highDEAS and downvoted them =(. Meanie. Like thats just wasting time.

 

I smoke pot...
& I have a vagina.
I know, its pretty amazing.

 

funny, i dont feel like im 18...maybe cuz its only been 10 minutes..
but im about to commence my 24 hour smoking sesh...by myself.
damn i need friends.

 

What the fuck would a home security company be doing in the late 1800s? It always throws me for a loop when I hear that commercial. Maybe they started by giving people a bucket of water and a revolver haha