Twix Failed

So I was really stoned on Easter, and since it was Easter I had a Twix in my pocket. Later that day my girlfriend decided to say she loved me for the first time. I’m not sure if I loved her and I panicked. So I really fast pulled the Twix out, ripped it open, and started eating it. Time didn’t stop and I had no extra time to think. So we both just ended up staring at eachother awkwardly. Chewing it over with a twix doesn’t really work.

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