Load a bowl.
Spark the bowl.
Hold the smoke in as long as possible, then release.
Watch the smoke rise to the ceiling.
Notice the smoke detector.
Wave your arms at the smoke, to spread it out.
Realize that is stupid, and turn on the fan.
Wonder what would happen if the smoke detector did go off.
Wonder where the smoke goes..
Decide it seeps through the walls, and into the apartment above me.
Get scared they will call the police, and run to lock the door.
Hide all weed paraphernalia, and weed itself.
Realize how high I am.
Realize I only smoked half a bowl.
Take my bong back out and hit it again.
Stare at the wall blankly.
Kill the bowl.
Call your dealer and tell him/her how dank the weed is.
Get on highDEAS for hours.
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