So me and my buddy stopped by 7-11 to pick up some slurpees after smoking a couple bowls in my car. We buy our slurpees and get back in the car and proceed to drive to my place which is about 5 minutes away. All of the sudden we see flashing lights, and yes they were fucking cop lights. I have 4 dub sacks in my cupholders and my car fucking wreaksss of weed. So the cop stops behind us and right as I stop the car my friend is like GIVE ME ALL THE WEED NOW so i grab all the sacks and put them in his hands.. He takes that shit and he stuffs it in the slurpees we had just bought, the officer comes up and tells me that the car smells of marijuana and he pulled me over because my headlights werent on. I told him i have nothing illegal on me and he asks if he can search. I said no problem officer so this asshole searches for like 10 minutes and doesnt find the weed. He then calls a k-9 unit and guess what.. THE DOGS DIDNT FIND THE WEED EITHER!!! We got off with nothing and we dried all the weed and smoked it all that night. STONERS ARE SO INNOVATIVE!!!!
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