Picture this

A yellow school bus speeding in and out through traffic and arnold schwarzenegger is driving it and through the back window you see george bush staring at you with a dead serious look on his face flicking you off.

Asking someone to do a blindfolded taste test of two different beverages but then have one of the cups be filled with bong water and Everclear.

A giant snake trying to drive a car.

A cleaning service ran by a bunch of trained ninjas who you can never see but cleaned the fuck out of your house all day, everyday.

Walking into a church in the middle of mass, dressed as Jesus, telling everyone you are back.

A horse with only two back legs eating a live goat while the goat just stares at you chewing hay.

A butt-ass naked elf asking you for a cigarette.

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