Lets get real, we all know the Vikings were the first eastern men to land in North America. So why do we still celebrate Columbus? Viking Day would be so much cooler. We could get drunk, wear cool hats and burn down some small home made straw huts. whos with me?


Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:06pm
xXK420Xx Says:
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:20pm
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:08am

i was thinking about this the other day, like wtf did columbus do for america, didn't he discover like cuba or some central american shit, and he did it for spain...how is that relative the united states, i just dont get it, we dont celebrate the day we landed at jamestown and you know made the first settlement in america, but some spaniard sails to the south of us and holy crap close the banks, no mail today its columbus day!

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:14pm

He not only accidentally ran into the Caribbean but caused thousands of deaths due to smallpox and other European diseases. What did the vikings do? Set up establishments in the middle of nowhere and hunted and trapped animals. Fuck Columbus.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:16am
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:11am
Romani420 Says:
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:38am
emptyeyesx Says:

First off columbus day is bullshit. Second the vikings didn't
Discover Shit, native ameicans were there.so you'd be
Celebrating the eventual Genocide of the native americans.
Who we all know loved the buds. Weed wud be legal if columbus (or the
Vikings) didn't wander they're pastey asses here.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:30am

There is a Viking day already. It's called Leif Eriksson day. It's on the 9th of Oct. right before Columbus day.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:44am

Dood! I'll bring a boom box and disturbed albums!!

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:15pm

No. Viking Folk Metal: one band in particular. Ensiferum. Amazing fucking metal.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:06pm
godson Says:

ya and thatguy squanto had already been to europe and back and learned english and all that
fuck columbus!

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:08pm
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:36am
J-Fizzle Says:

if not viking day, at least native american day. columbus sucks.

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 6:11am
crypto Says:

fuck columbus. viking day tho? that would be such fun... but why dont we have a native american day or something? shit, we have black history MONTH. lol.

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:47am
smotpoker Says:

and u forgot to mention that columbus was a fucked up man....he enjoyed sodomy, rape, torture, impaling people with spikes...all that fun stuff

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:01pm
crypto Says:
Thu, 10/22/2009 - 3:23pm
smotpoker Says:

oh yea... pretty much everybody was barbaric from medieval ages and back, lol

Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:10am
willy5122 Says:

Thats an amazing idea. Who gives a shit about Colombus anyway

Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:02pm
ClamSchwab Says:

I don't really feel like pilaging small villages today...or any other day

Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:59pm

Columbus was actually a real dick head. he raped and pillaged more harsh and unrelenting than the vikings. read his journal, you'll be shocked.

Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:13am
FenderHead Says:

I am down with you 100000000000000 percent.

This would make america so much fuckin cooler i can't even describe it without jizzing myself.

LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:39am
bakeNwake Says:

fuckkk yeahh dude lets do it GO VIKING DAY =P

Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:56pm

now that is one of the best fuckin ideas i have ever heard...VIKING DAY!! RAPE THE VILLAGE AND PILLAGE THE WOMEN!!

Sun, 10/25/2009 - 1:06am
Hollowtips Says:

burn down the straw houses ! those assholes had it coming anyway if they built a house of straws !

Sun, 10/25/2009 - 11:08pm
Saram Says:
Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:49pm

bottom line is Colombus had the corporate clout backing him up to throw a bit of his weight around-the vikings came over in a damn yatcht. Colombus was also almost mutinied by his crew so I can sympathize with him. In this big reward for minimal bullshit society you bet your ass it's his holiday.

Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:38am

I already have a viking helmet! LETS DOOO IT

Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:38pm
yourmom Says:

i want to take a crazy bite out of one of those big turkey legs

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 4:31am
godson Says:

vikings are gay and bret favre( pernounced farve) is too

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 12:00pm
ervincrap Says:

whyre you talking about getting drunk?

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:20pm

Is it ACTUALLY supposed to be pronounced FaRve though? Or is it just something that everyone kept saying because they don't even notice that it's FaVre? I've heard him pronounce it Farve too...so now I'm just confused.

Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:39pm
SlimJD Says:
Sat, 10/23/2010 - 6:11am
Chetro Says:

Thought I'd share this with you guys...

I go to Wake Forest and every year up until two years ago there was a big "Viking Day" where one of the fraternities would have all of their pledges dress up like Vikings, stand on opposite sides of the quad, then charge each other and beat the shit out of each other with plastic swords. It had to stop after one kid had a lacerated kidney two years ago.