So i was thinkin… then penguins hit me. I said i wanted one, not one of those stupid, jock like, asshole penguins. But a chill one, who’s like, i’m just a penguin who slides around on my stomach and eats fish and does under water stuff. So if i get it, i’d name it snip. Snip the penguin. And I’d sit on the couch with him and light his bowl cuz he doesn’t have thumbs. I’d love my penguin, we’d be best friends.

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